what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Found your dick twin last night
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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