I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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