Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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