drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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