her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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