The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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