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(516): View more from New York

sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(303): View more from Colorado

I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.

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(740): View more from Ohio

we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.

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(847): View more from Illinois

And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here

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(716): View more from New York

I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining

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