I need help removing her.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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