Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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