I wish i was in the wii world.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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