Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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