We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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