dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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