Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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