So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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