Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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