Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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