I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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