I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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