11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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