perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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