he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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