8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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