We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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