shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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