Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Everytime we come here you have an ex here.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.

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(417): View more from Missouri

i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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(416): View more from Toronto

the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night

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(914): View more from New York

He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.

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(248): View more from Michigan

If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.

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(209): View more from California

I can't put those talents on a resume

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(812): View more from Indiana

Did I see you at the bar last night?

(317): View more from Indiana

Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...

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