Can Purell be used as lube?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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