so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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