All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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