I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
