I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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