New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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