We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
i think im in europe. pls send help
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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