Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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