they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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