absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
