is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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