I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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