Whod you bang
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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