He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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