Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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