the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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