is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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