You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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