You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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