North Korea, Best Korea!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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