what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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