I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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