He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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