I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
