I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
my poor anus
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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