Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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