Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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