I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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