You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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